Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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boring but truemy grandmother, who died long before i was bron, was disowned from her family for marrying a commoner (my grandfather, a drunken gambling poet/painter petty crim glaswegian)
turns out shes from an aristocratic family - royal cousins or some shit. totally loaded they were as well, estaest, the whole fucking she-bang. Except in the 50's my great-grandfather died and left all his money to the Mormons.
the fucking Mormons. jeezus.
I think my grandma on my mothers side was the daughter of an Irish diplomat as well. blue blood in my vines, but not a penny to my name.
girth/length etc
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 12:02, Reply)
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