Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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i've never met the royalsand don't really want to (inbred wankers).
but, somehow, I am slightly removed from being royal, something to do with the duke of devonshire in the family or something.
so if i kill about 500 - 600 people, i will become king!
if anybody feels like helping me with this, you will all inherit those stupid manor houses the royals seem to like, so we can fill them with kittens and other assorted fluffy things. and the new english flag will be the b3ta logo, just for kicks. and it will have badgers. many badgers.
(, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 14:02, Reply)
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