Watching the gee gees
Was doing some waitering at Royal Ascot one year, in the Royal enclosure no less. Got a little held up coming back from a ciggie break by a large crowd of the great and good (by which I mean fat, ugly, rich old men with skinny pointless wives) which had formed to watch Liz and Phil roll by in their carriage. All well and good, until my mate pipes up in a slightly too loud voice, 'I wonder what she's like in bed?'

Cue lots of harumphing from the crowd and an explosion of snot from my nose. Makes you think though, don't it?
(Hampton St.Roker (has probably had your mum), Tue 8 Aug 2006, 12:26, Reply)