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My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.

Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...

(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Watching the gee gees
Was doing some waitering at Royal Ascot one year, in the Royal enclosure no less. Got a little held up coming back from a ciggie break by a large crowd of the great and good (by which I mean fat, ugly, rich old men with skinny pointless wives) which had formed to watch Liz and Phil roll by in their carriage. All well and good, until my mate pipes up in a slightly too loud voice, 'I wonder what she's like in bed?'

Cue lots of harumphing from the crowd and an explosion of snot from my nose. Makes you think though, don't it?
(, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 12:26, Reply)

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