Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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lord of vodafoneI once worked in a call centre for a couple of months as a customer service advisor who helped people figure out how to use their mobile phones.
I dealt with many strange people, but not as strange as some guy insisting I call him Lord 'Williams' (williams not his real name).
So I says "how can I help you today Lord Williams"?
he complains that he's had to replace the battery on his new mobile phone 4 times so far!
I says "thats doesnt sound right" and ask him many technical questions to try and get down to the problem.
eventually it dawns on me that he hadnt been charging the battery when it was flat, but was simply just replacing the battery!!
F**k Wit.
(, Wed 9 Aug 2006, 13:48, Reply)
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