
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Giles was one of my exes mates...
Him and his mates went to Prague and during some piss up got seperated...The area around them was cordonned off and Giles spotted his mate across the way, and so called to him...
This strange looking fellow started coming over to Giles, to which he said...
"Not you, I don't want you, I want PHIL, PHIL MATE, PHIL!"
To the large inebriated sod behind him...
Bloody Prince Phillip, everythings him him him.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2006, 12:22, Reply)
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