Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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ME AND THEM ROYALSOne day I was shitting in St James' Park and Prince Andrew shouted at me. I cried, but then I laughed, as he was also shitting too, and was just complimenting me on my shit-squat stance.
He then invited me in for tea. But I had to leave after 56 days: not because I was caught wanking into a corgi's toy bone, but because I was really quite TIRED.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 11:10, Reply)
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