Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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Ah!Moral... Never carry a banana around with you.
(I've heard they can be quite dangerous in the wrong hands (ie Chuck Norris.))
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:39,
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Do you think Chuck would eat a banana in a suggestive manner, or would he just karate chop it, roundhouse it and dive to catch it in his gob?
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Chuck wouldn't need to peel it.It would shed it's skin in fear at the incoming roundhouse kick.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 14:46,
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