Reading festival 1997
I remember feeling a little 'wisp' run through the top of my hair, just as a vodka bottle full of piss hit the bloke in front of me in the back of the head.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:46, 5 replies)

Why
the fuck would someone do that?
(dchurch bah, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:06, closed)

I can only think...
They didn't like the book which was being quoted from at that point in time.

Oh. Hang on. Reading, not reading.

Ah.

I'll get me coat.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:57, closed)

*glowers*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:16, closed)

"For a laugh".
Last weekend a mate was describing a metal festival he goes to each year in Germany as a place where "If you're lucky you'll sleep in your own puke."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 11:15, closed)

some people are cunts
i was standing outside a pub one night, some bloke came out drinking a bottle of bud. he finished it and, instead of throwing the bottle away, decided to twat me over the head with it. i didn't know him, i hadn't spoken to him, there was absolutely no reason for him to do it, but he did.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:57, closed)