Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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Speaking of narrow escapesPissing it down outside and in the work carpark outside a lamp-post just got struck by lightning (not 10 minutes ago, saw it hit and felt me bloody fillings rattle from the resulting boom).
The narrow escape? Some stupid twunt who was about 20 yards away from it walking through the rain with a metal umbrella in his hand and shit filled pants assumably.
One extra from this is our alarm system in the office took part of the discharge and has fried one of the circuits, meaning the fire alarms are permanently stuck on...result :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:58,
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Sounds like a comedy sketchCAN YOU PHOTOCOPY THIS FOR ME PLEASE BERNARD?
WHAT? I CAN'T... I CANT HEAR... THE FIRE ALARM...
THE ALARMS YES...
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