Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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real versioni was habitually wanking behind a machine at work and accidentally hit the resonant frequency of the old wall behind me, which due to rampant spunk-erosion of the mortar promptly collapsed. i pulled my spooge-mopping broom out of my arse and made up some cockamamie yarn about posessed machinery, so no-one was suspicious that i'd fapped a wall to death. then i drove home in my honda accord.
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