Pre-Digital
Being as what a few people on here would consider an 'Old Fart" I'm glad that very little evidence exists of me in my teenage years

I'm sitting back and laughing at young kids uploading all their exploits to Facebook, Youtube etc.

In 10-15 years time your gonna look back on those videos and say 'Oh my god, what a fucking twat I was back then"*

*just discovered an old VHS of such Twatwortheness that will never be viewed again.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 1:36, 10 replies)

Age has its benefits. Lots of things that I did as a kid that I'm glad won't see the light of day again. Not least of which is the fashions, both hair and clothes - I thought I looked sooo cool. I cringe to think of it now.
(Freakmandu, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 4:20, closed)

I'm guessing tartan parallels, skinny rib sweater, feathered hair, footy scarf, as in Rod Stewart?
Or wiiiiiiiide shoes, Oxford bags, short hair, penny-round shirt, set for dancing all night to northern soul?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 6:45, closed)

All of the above, to my shame. (well not the wiiiiiiide shoes, they were for boys! I had wedges, and oil rigs and stuff.

And hairspray, lots and lots of hairspray.
(Freakmandu, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:58, closed)

So your story is 'I haven't uploaded videos of me looking like a twat to youtube'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 7:16, closed)

As this whole QOTW.......
will be largely people explaining things that didn't happen to them, I'd get my hard hat and clipboard, and apply for some overtime pretty sharpish if I were you.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 8:40, closed)

Oh. come on.
There's always time to make a fool of yourself and upload it to the net. You should be glad you have the opportunity these days, and take full advantage of it.

Okay, you may not be able to reproduce the precise melange of credulous, unthinking, not-yet-punctured bravery-stupidity that only teenagers possess without trying, but as with every other field of human achievement, planning and practise can equal - if not surpass - raw unpolished talent.

Basically, go out there and make a twat of yourself before it's too late!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 10:25, closed)

regrets
/kersal massive
( Bobson, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 18:04, closed)

She certainly should have regrets, she's fucked Wormulus after all.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:08, closed)

I have no idea what either of you are talking about.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 21:30, closed)

I had that a few months back - seeing me drunk and spouting crap at the tender age of 17... loathsome.
(johnson, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 22:52, closed)