This one time some friends and I were walking across a railway bridge along the tracks.
There was river was 100 feet below us, and one of my friends - the fat one - was so scared he was crawling instead of stepping sleeper-to-sleeper, and he lost his comb as a result.

When we were half-way across, a train came, and we had to absolutely leg it. My fat friend and I were at the back, and we ran as fast as could.

As the train got closer and closer, we had to jump at the very end of the bridge onto the bank, which was a ten foot drop.

Best train-dodge ever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:13, 4 replies)

I dunno, the train escape from the Fugitive is pretty good too
and the film itself has less Leech/underage boy's penis interaction
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:20, closed)

^ this made me do a proper laugh
the sort that you can't control that makes you sound like an idiot.

and it made me dribble tea down my shirt. Consequently I think you owe me about 6g of Persil and a litre or so of hot water.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:30, closed)

You are an inmate of an old people's home
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:33, closed)

That would explain
the state of my trousers and the background smell of 'old person'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:34, closed)