Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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It's Friday - it's 12 O'Clock - It's Perv time!We were told at school that there was a man hanging around on Fridays, trying to get boys to come with him. We were about 12 or 13 at the time, so knew what that meant.
Sure enough, walking down to the chippie on my own one Friday lunchtime, a perfectly ordinary looking guy approached me, and asked something like "did I want to come and have some fun".
I'm quite proud of my cheekie comeback:
"No thanks - I roll my own..."
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