
IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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If instead of getting dressed and going to work this morning I shot myself in head, followed by drinking poison all the while getting stung by killer bees.
Phew, what a morning that wasn't.
( , Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:17, 4 replies)

Get up...commit extravagant suicide...get up...commit extravagant suicide...
Generally I opt for coffee.
( , Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, closed)

Besides, it's also a great way to send yourself back to sleep.
( , Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:53, closed)

I always know as he has those guilty 'cum on to bed eyes'. Plus when I get home from work the sheets are in a pile in the corner of the bedroom.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:16, closed)
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