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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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I could have been deaded!
If instead of getting dressed and going to work this morning I shot myself in head, followed by drinking poison all the while getting stung by killer bees.

Phew, what a morning that wasn't.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:17, 4 replies)
I have mornings where that's a hard choice, too.
Get up...commit extravagant suicide...get up...commit extravagant suicide...

Generally I opt for coffee.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, closed)
wanking may help.

(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:58, closed)
Wanking is for wankers.
Besides, it's also a great way to send yourself back to sleep.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:53, closed)
The self-satisfied slumber Mr Free pens calls it
I always know as he has those guilty 'cum on to bed eyes'. Plus when I get home from work the sheets are in a pile in the corner of the bedroom.
(, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:16, closed)

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