Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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ChristYou mean you're so ugly that even the paedo priest ignored you?
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It would seem I was something of an ugly duckling, yes.Now, however, I'm absolutely bloody irresistable.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31,
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Is this another bloody film?You're just doing this to make me look daft, aren't you?
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No no - the above story is absolutely true.As is the fact that I'm now absolutely bloody irresistable (although they do like to play "hard to get", "oh dear god no" and "I swear to god I'm calling the police right now".)
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:51,
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Er...sorry to hear that you weren't bummed.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:33, closed)
You should sell that sentiment to Clinton's CardsThey could start a new line of "Congratulations on leaving private school/prison/the navy" cards.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:35,
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and they could do a nice line in novelty inflatable cushions for those who weren't so (un)lucky.(, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:17, closed)
You could have your own face printed on themAnd "Wish You Were Here".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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