Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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I could have been born in Norfolk!!!Thank fuck I was born Jewish in the 1930s, I couldn't imagine the kind of shit I'd have put up with if I was born in Norfolk..... my diary would have simply consisted of:
Monday - shagged my brother
Tuesday - shagged my brother
Wednesday - handjob to my dad whilst snagging my brother
Jesus..... bring on the Gerries!!!!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 7:54, 1 reply)
I once had the choice:
Be castrated, gang raped, and be slowly impaled through every limb and appendage with rusty, poisoned nails, and forced to dig roads through the siberian wastelands, writhing in agony and frozen to the bone as the cruel GULAG masters whipped me;
or,
Visit Norfolk again.
Obviously I chose the prison camp - Normal for Norfolk? I'd rather spend eternity in hellfire and damnation!
(, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:44, closed)
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