Baah
I remember being chased by a sheep (with horns) around a field when I was younger.

Me and my friend were walking a bit behind everyone else as we were pissing about (as you do when you're about 12/13), when as we were about to approach the gate into the next field, a big fuck-off sheep with ginormous horns just stood by it, staring at us. We just decided to walk to the other end of the field and go to the other exit, in case it decided to turn the tables of the food chain and eat us.

We turned around after about 20 yards of walking in the opposite direction and it was running at us. Never ran so fast in my life. It didn't give up after about 100 yards so we had to hop a barbed wire fence into a hedge so we could live to see another day.

I then got chased by a cow the next week. I don't like farmyard animals.
(Young Blood wasting 30 seconds of your time on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 9:35, 3 replies)

Yeah, those sheep can fuck a man up. Lucky escape brother. Respect.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 10:47, closed)

one of my most humilating experiences as a teenager was having to run away from a shetland pony. Little fucker was made of deranged, distilled evil.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:51, closed)

similar story
i've had the exact same thing happen to me too, except i ended up in a mucky ditch
(bamslower i like cheesecake..., Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:55, closed)