
IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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We were also told that under no cicumstances should we try to store the little plastic bottle of oil in the compartment designed to hold the little plastic bottle of oil, being as it was directly above the barrel and once the barrel was used for the purpose of firing bullets, it would heat up, melt the little plastic bottle and set fire to the oil, turning the end of your rifle into a flaming death-trap.
What a superb piece of equipment.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:36, 2 replies)

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Being shot in the knee with powdered glass travelling at 1000 mph by some fuckwitted 15 year old smarts a bit, it turns out.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:46, closed)

during section attacks I used to dive behind the biggest clump of bracken or gorse I could find and blow the shit out of it with blank fire
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