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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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It was years ago I saw it, but
I think this is it
www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/man-died-after-having-sex-chicken-16434/
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:07, closed)
I think this is it
www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/man-died-after-having-sex-chicken-16434/
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:07, closed)
Excellent.
Proooobably staged but, in a way, it's just as pleasing that someone would be mad enough to go to the trouble of faking such a scene.
I'm not a big fan of chickens. I mean, I eat them with regularity but I couldn't really imagine boffing one with it squawking and flapping and generally raising hell.
And, even though their cloacas are flexible enough to produce an egg, their lack of depth would make an encounter with even a fairly modest penis fatal. You'd be fucking giblets. Nice.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)
Proooobably staged but, in a way, it's just as pleasing that someone would be mad enough to go to the trouble of faking such a scene.
I'm not a big fan of chickens. I mean, I eat them with regularity but I couldn't really imagine boffing one with it squawking and flapping and generally raising hell.
And, even though their cloacas are flexible enough to produce an egg, their lack of depth would make an encounter with even a fairly modest penis fatal. You'd be fucking giblets. Nice.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)
that was in a Fortean Times book of Strange Deaths
along with the guy who wedged a chainsaw between two trees and ran into it.
Fairly sure the stuff in the book was all true.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)
along with the guy who wedged a chainsaw between two trees and ran into it.
Fairly sure the stuff in the book was all true.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)
I think I read something somewhere...
About ladies in ancient times who enjoyed placing Chickens in their love valleys (head first).
Hmm.. I might be making it up but I do remember a painting entitled: 'Leda and the Swan' of course its an entirely fictional scenario but I hope it gives some weight to my mad ramblings.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32, closed)
About ladies in ancient times who enjoyed placing Chickens in their love valleys (head first).
Hmm.. I might be making it up but I do remember a painting entitled: 'Leda and the Swan' of course its an entirely fictional scenario but I hope it gives some weight to my mad ramblings.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32, closed)
It would peck at
a lady's love-tunnel in a most undesirable fashion, wouldn't it? A (non moray/congar) eel would probably be a better bet.
( , Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:42, closed)
a lady's love-tunnel in a most undesirable fashion, wouldn't it? A (non moray/congar) eel would probably be a better bet.
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