Erm. Oh, my good God.
Basically a man is shagged by a horse. Initially his assistants try to stop the horse plunging itself in too far but eventually it gets some deep penetration and you can hear Kenneth grunting in a mixture of pain and pleasure. The horse dismounts, its thingy drippin horse-batter, after what can only be around thirty seconds. Then the footage comes to an abrupt end. It's weird to know that that arse belongs to a man who's going to be dead in less than 24 hours. Watch with a vom-bucket to hand when you get home!

*Edit. Jesus, it really breaks down his back doors like a battering ram. Also noteworthy are three strange protuberances on the rear of the man's scrotum. Piercings probably but it's hard to tell in the darkness of the stable. I'm assuming that Mr Hands is the name of the horse? *Clenches buttocks forever*
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:35, 1 reply)

true, he was dead within 24h
but for a little while, he was in a stable condition.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 18:48, closed)