Spit the winkle
An Aussie mate of mine used to play cricket at the weekends. When his side were called to field he would regularly slip behind the clubhouse and locate the hoses used to water the playing field. Dropping his kecks he'd carefully insert the hose into his ringer and gently turn on the tap, thus filling his poo tube with water. Trousers back up and onto the field of play he'd adopt a crouching position as if ready to commence play. At the opportune moment he would then drop his pants and squeeze hard squirting a fountain of shitty water across the field of play, hitting anyone who happened to be in it's path. Apparently with practice he could achieve quite a distance.
This came to be known as "spitting the winkle", and needless to say he got a few kickings for it. Didn't stop him doing it though, strangely.
(mcgriffto, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:34, 5 replies)

Is that normal behaviour in Australia?
i'm sure most people in Britain would be sectioned under the Mental Health Act for that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:39, closed)

Cricket?
I read about 'spitting the winkle' in FHM or somesuch several years ago.

IIRC it was started by surfers who would somehow 'suck' seawater up their rectae and stand in a row on the beach to see who could squirt it the furthest.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:41, closed)

Abnormal behaviour?
Well, my television does a similar trick to me on Saturday evenings, courtesy of BBC1/ITV1.

Given the choice between a hairy Aussie dropping his keks and squirting me with water from his rectum and sitting through endless hours of "Celebrity Come Dancing Never Ending In The Jungle On Ice Brother", at least the soaking is over with quickly.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Dec 2007, 16:44, closed)

I wish I'd thought of that.
I like this so much I could weep.

Speaking as someone who, at age 15, was seconded into the 1st Eleven for the day because of a player shortage and was faced with a bloke from Brent who decided to bodyline the n00b, I wish I had thought of this.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:01, closed)

Greencloud
"rectae" made me chuckle.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:46, closed)