Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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Dammit, Mom!!Mom bitched me out for something that I hadn't done. Later, when she was out of the house, I used furniture polish on the linoleum between her room and the kitchen, and buffed it out until it was slicker than greased owl shit. She came in later, and slipped, her body fully horizontal in the air, and then hit the floor with an almighty WHAM!!!
I had to quickly run down the hall into my room and bury my face in my pillows so she wouldn't hear my screams of laughter.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:16, 3 replies)
You could have broken her back.Things like that can really hurt people. There's jokes, then there's out and out meanness.
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Bats, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:22,
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Fuck meI almost choked on my pizza laughing at the mental image that conjured.
Yeah yeah, someone could've got hurt, but they didn't, so fair enough I think
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 19:27,
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short and to the pointfunny story :) I just hope it's as fictional as it sounds, because if not, she could've died, you know. A nasty clunk to the head on falling and your mum's a rotting corpse, useful only to coffin-makers and necrophiliacs.
(, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 17:43, closed)
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