James Blunt related torture.
Sadly I wasn't the pranker for this one, I was the victim. It's well known at work just how much I hate James Blunt, he brings tears to my eyes and often enduces screaming.

This time of year people bring in christmas CDs for security to play on the speakers downstairs. Someone decided it would be hilarious to tell them to play James Blunt just to torture me.

I recognised the familiar whining and my eyes widened in horror. "Who put this on?" Denials and sniggering. Suddenly a friend appeared and said "I told him to play the whole album!" and ran off laughing.

I lost it. I screamed, threatened to walk out, kill everyone then myself and started shaking. People sang along and said "WHATS THE MATTER? DON'T YOU LIKE OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT? HAHA!"

It was half an hour before work ended and I knew I'd have to listen to this bollocks until the end of the shift. I burst into tears and entered a semi-catatonic state, rocking back and forth in my chair, twitching occasionally.

It was then someone decided the prank had gone too far and told them to turn it off but the damage was done. I'd listened to 3 James Blunt songs against my will.

I'll get those bastards back somehow. I'll eat their pets and paint rude words all over their windscreens. Someday I will have my revenge....

Length...Any James Blunt song that lasts over 1 second is too damn long.
(chakaflange, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 23:56, 3 replies)

You have my sympathy
Surfing music channels is never a good idea either as I nearly threw the remote at the telly when I saw Westlife on the TV. FECKING WESTLIFE!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 0:21, closed)

That's very true
His cover of Napalm Death's 'You Suffer' is quite good.
(ReAndyMator has been very bored since July, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:57, closed)

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1 Second? Are you mad?

That's far too long!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 13:55, closed)