Well I think its evil
In my younger days I was fond of experimenting with such substances as... well, prety much whatever i got me hands on.

One particular night we got some LSD and after a night of fun and hilarity (that I shall save for future QOTW) we went back to my cousins house as his parents were away (same cousin as from previous QOTW answers).

When we got we started playing Sensible soccer and the likes on his Atari ST. It was about this time I realised that I was getting the LSD tomato headed sweats - this wouldnt normally be an issue but i couldn't even put a pair of shorts on being not in me own house and for some unbeknown reason I had decided to 'go commando' that day!.

Ever the gent my cousin offered to lend me a pair of his shorts which I gladly accepted and went off to the loo to change.

When I came back I began to get a slight touch paranoid.. my cousin and my friend who were there were looking at me like I had shit on my lip, trying not to giggle when looking at me (in fairness on LSD that is some feat). After about 10 minutes they didn't bother holding back and were laughing away whenever they looke at me. Those who have experienced will know the paranoia that sets in. But they assured me it was just the drugs and I was being paranoid..

Needless to say, i started to get a touch pissed off and asked them what was the matter - Eventually they told me that they had just been laughing about how I looked like Roy Keane (well before he went to Sunderland)... I wasn't convinced but let it lie and put up with the tripping buffoons .

It wasn't till about a week later i found out the real reason they were having laughing fits - my cousin hadn't any clean shorts for my to use so he had pulled his special shorts from under his bed, his spunk rag shorts!!.. and i had worn them all night with no underwear.. I shudder at the thought and still don't totally feel clean!

So click this if you feel my pain at knowing i have had my cousins dried out jizz dusting off the shorts into my pubes :(
(three inches of snarling death, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:02, 2 replies)

arrrrrghhhhhhh :( :( :(
drugs are bad mmmkay?
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:14, closed)

firkin
I am from Sunderland.. thats my excuse ;)
(three inches of snarling death, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 11:21, closed)