Hot Coin.......
Aged around 11/12 I played football for a local team. At the end end of each season we would go on a team outing to somewhere usually quite shit. This time it was Butlins in Bognor Regis, which actually turned out to be really good as we fucked around so much due to the adults rarely supervising us and choosing to go out on the piss instead. Anyway, one of the many piss about games we played(which I'm particularly proud of as it was my idea) involved putting a coin on the oddly flat topped radiators they had in our chalet until the coin become incredibly hot, then seeing who had the balls to hold onto the coin for the longest time(imaging that scene in Indiana Jones - raiders of the lost ark where the ss nazi guys burns his hand on a brand and has to cool it in the snow..thats what I wanted to re-create) being the eventual winner. We always took the piss out of a particular member of the team, for the sake of anonymity we'll call him Sean Finnegan. My evil twist to this game was to leave a 50p coin on the radiator ALL DAY, wait until said boy was asleep and then sneakily lift the coin with the aid of an instrument and place it somewhere on his body that would really hurt like the fleshy underside of his bicep or the back of his thigh or his forehead. Due to the way he was sleeping I decided to put it on the middle of his back and the added bonus was that he was topless which mean direct skin to skin contact (which was what i always intended anyway). 4 other members of the team woke up in the dead of night to see me perform this feat. The funniest thing was the delayed reaction, due to him being asleep his brain took at least 20 seconds to kick the pain receptors in. I've never seen someone scream so loudly and jump so high, at the time it was very funny. I didn't manage to brand him with the queen but I left a nice heptagonal red mark that he had for the best part of week.
Who would have thought such premeditated evil would have been capable from an 11 year old, I was a nice catholic boy alter server too....and before you ask no the priest didn't try to fuck me.

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(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:21, Reply)