I'm not sure if you would
class this as a prank, or just plain evil?

I used to work for a small company in Medway, and I will say the name, it was called Quality Concepts. And it was a complete and utter shower of shite.

As staff we were highly underpaid and overworked (as everyone is). I started initially on £40 a week as an NVQ trainee, and I was 18! How can anyone live on that shit? Anyway, as I was never given enough time to finish my NVQ I decided it was time to ask for a payrise, I done it at exactly the same time as my only remaining colleague, everyone else had had enough and fucked off.

The bastard undercut both of us by exactly the same amount! We weren't even asking for much :(

Revenge needed to be ours, but instead of picking on the tashed twat that was the "gaffa", we decided to have a pop at his dillusional alcoholic wife. She was constantly accusing us of conspiring against him whilst she downed bottles of Gin. Nasty nasty...

Anyway, what made us finally take our revenge that month was not being paid on time, so undercut and not paid on time, nice huh? We went to the Gin soaked hags desk and busted open a draw, removed a few biscuits and proceeded in soiling them in different ways, including

* Rubbing around genitals and arse crack
* Wiping around the rim of the gents bogs and dunking in the urinals
* Rolling them about in the dust on the floor

Aaaahhhh, that made us feel better.

Moral of the story? Always pay your staff on time, no matter what job it is!


Edit: Just to add that I am very happy in my job now and wouldn't dream of performing such acts of vengence.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 12:01, 2 replies)

Scary
The gaffa wasn't called Godfrey by any chance was he?
Gaffa and Alcoholic Wifey sounds very much like something I was once close too!
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 13:09, closed)

haha
it's not a nice environment to work in huh? Although it can have its ammusing aspects, especially when said drunken bint claims the fairies are after her.

His name was Mike btw :)
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 13:30, closed)