Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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O My God, they got the union in....It was a joke. It started with a very bored Siouxfan having a fag in the fag room of a Publishing company ( a large one that shall remain nameless) during a break. Then deciding to start a rumour.
I thought the best thing was to start something so utterly preposterous, no one would believe it but it may amuse them momentarily. Given the environment we worked in, Health and Safety were always on the case, so I decided to use them as a foil.
"Have you heard?" I announced. "Reception have complained about us using the coffee machine by reception, they say it causes an unsightly mess." pauses for effect. "So we will have to use the one on the first floor."
Much consternation amongst colleagues.
"Yeah but the best bit is that Health & Safety say its not legal for us to be carrying hot drinks up and down a concrete stairway due to potential spillage and the likelihood of us slipping. So we will be issued with special rubber galoshes to wear over our shoes for when we go to get drinks"
Silence for a moment and I take a drag on my fag shaking my head sagely.I was toally unprepared for what came next as the clamour of outraged voices hurt my ears.
Next thing there was a team meeting. I kept schtum. Next thing there was a department meeting, I kept schtummer. Next thing there was a union meeting, sadly I had to miss as I was 'going to the dentist'. About a month later no one could work out where it came from or what started the kerfuffle and senior management were seriously perplexed.
One good thing, we got a spaking new coffee machine as reassurance that we were perfectly ok to use it near reception at any time....
ahem.
So sorry to anyone reading this who I cruelly abused in my pathetic attempt to stave off boredom.
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...Dear Santa
For Christmas I would really like that to be true. I have been good. Please, please let it be true.
I click in anticipation.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 12:38,
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Oh my lordy-lordI can easily believe this, I want to belive this.
I could see that happening in my place, the only times the union are to be seen are useless pointless things, or things which directly affect the reps.
Twats. £20 a month for that.
clicky
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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 14:30,
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