
As a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
( , Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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My Girlfriend is pregnant and is due in the middle of April. My Mum is very VERY excited about this as it's her first grandchild.
So... Come April the 1st I shall be making a very panicky phone call to Mum...
Me: "MUM, It's me! Mrs Maffers is in labour! We're on our way to the Hospital!"
Mum: "Oh my god! I'll be there right now! Oh my God Oh my God!!!"
Me: "ROFFLE LOLLERCOASTER!!!"
Mum: "YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!"
I genuinely can't wait...
Length... 14/15 weeks to go.
( , Fri 14 Dec 2007, 17:26, 4 replies)

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