Hot Banana
I was about 15 when my grandma couldnt live on her own anymore, so we took her in while finding a home. she was around 65 at the time.

I cut a slit in the seam of a banana about halfway down and put some hot sauce in and taped it back together, buy the afternoon it had healed back up and looked like nothing was out of the ordinary.

She didnt feel good for a few days. feel bad about it now, but at the time I thought it was funny.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:35, 5 replies)

don't believe a word of it
Even if it had 'healed up' there would have been a suspicious black line that was obviously a cut.
(frankspencer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:50, closed)

Healed up?!
Can bananas do that?

EDIT: Ah, frankspencer just beat me to it there =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 15:52, closed)

Taped it back up?
Apart from the miraculous self healing banana thing, didn't anyone notice the strip of gaffa tape? Or can you buy invisible tape in the selfhealing banana shop as well?



Oh yeah, and grandma should have twatted you round the head with her handbag for a bit before brutally sodomising you with a favourite family pet, you naughty, naughty adolescent. Everyone knows that it's garlic with bananas.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 16:20, closed)

nana
hah, what you can also do with bananas is scratch words into them with your fingernail. its unoticeable at first but after half an hour or so the bits where you scratch turn all brown. i used it to write "cunt" on a banana my mate bought at tea break. he was very surprised when he went to eat it at lunchtime.
oh, and if its left for long enough the words will actually seep right through the skin and etch onto the banana itself.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 16:36, closed)

People have beaten me to it,
but I'm going to throw my log on the bullshit fire too. How can a dead fruit heal itself?
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 18:14, closed)