Wasp Bombs
Wasp bombs are a cunning prank a mate and I invented at school. A word of warning though...they do work and they can turn nasty. Instructions are as follows:

1. Get a good size, clean jam jar and put a teaspoon of honey or syrup in the bottom.

2. Cover the top of the jar with a stiff piece of card and secure with a strong elastic band, making a drum skin type cover.

3. Take a freshly sharpened pencil and puncture the card lid ten or so times, thereby making inverse triangular holes in it.

4. Place the jar in a hedge, bush or any other space where you believe wasps are known to frequent on a regular basis.

5. Leave the jar for a couple of days. On your return you should find the jar contains a lot of angry wasps. They are attracted in by the syrup but cannot get out because of the shape of the holes in the lid.

6. Find your victim's bag in the cloakroom and unzip about six inches. Place the jar (now a "wasp bomb") in the bag. In one quick movement pull the lid off the jar and quickly zip the bag back up again.

7. Wait for your vicitm to retrieve his bag and watch him open from a safe distance.

We did this several times. The best result was a 50 odd wasper which we placed in the bag of a class "mate". Cut to first lesson after lunch...chemistry. The lad opens his bag to immediately be attacked by the angry yellow and black boys within. He received at least 8 stings to the face and neck. (oops).

No one ever found who did it. Truly an evil but somewhat amusing gag.
(Mandrill, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 3:13, 6 replies)

That is highly evil.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 3:32, closed)

You are indeed on
the dark side, best one yet.
( Trollman, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 8:41, closed)

Ticks all the boxes...

1. Prank. Check
2. Evil. Too bloody right. Check
3. Wrong wrong wrong so very wrong I shouldn't find it funny. So I'm a little bit ashamed to say...Check

*click*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 8:55, closed)

Crikey.
Oh, and *click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 9:51, closed)

You should be ashamed of yourself!
Just think of the distress caused by your irresponsible behaviour, some people are allergic...

...ah fuckit, who am I kidding? That's ace, I wish I'd thought of it when I was at school -- I can think of a few people I'd happily have tried it on.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 10:35, closed)

Some fucker did this to me with a tupperware container.
I got stung.

I kicked the cunts face in.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 10:53, closed)