Evil PranksAs a student Joel Veitch attached a hose from the sink into my bed. I slowly woke thinking I'd pissed myself. I had the last laugh though. He had to pay for my ruined mattress.
What's the most evil prank you've ever played on someone?
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rob, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:01)
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In my defence it began by accident...Bizarrely I was at the Henley festival and after a can or two of Hooch, you know you miss it, I let out a rather potent albeit silent arse burp.
Luckily for me I was standing right in front of a small child who was promptly accused by it's mother of doing "poopy pants"! I nearly did poopy pants laughing and to this day I have enjoyed farting on small children and letting them take the blame.
A word of warning for anyone hoping to imitate this wonderful fragrent game; if you get caught parents get angry, the secruity guards get angry and the person whose bonnet you roll over trying escape the screams of farting paedophile will also get angry.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:21,
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"...to this day have enjoyed farting on small children"This. Wins. Everything.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 15:32,
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NiecesWell I seem to have two very flatulent nieces who like to pin the blame elsewhere. They're getting very good at looking shocked too.
Bastards...
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DaughterI've blamed my little girl for farts pretty much since her birth. My wife thought it was pathetic (as she was a baby and I'm an 18st man) and not in the least convincing.
That was until she was about 4 months old and did a fart to rival my beer/kebab fuelled best. It was unmistakably her, and the look of surprise on her little face surpassed those on ours. We were in stitches for a good ten minutes afterward.
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