Expensive Mistakescoopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
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chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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True Story.I used to work in the Army for a certain country in the middle-east. Our General, our Prime Minister, pretty much our King, who shall be called X for posterity, was a genius. The Royal Guard were thought of as immortals. Our army was unparalleled. Our vehicles were armoured in the thickest steel, our missiles never deviating from their target.
My job in the army was mostly in communications, I worked before the frontline, informed base camp of the defence, of the kind of welcome we could get wherever we went. My job was a simple one, but I took pride in my work.
This one time I went to a city and, though this was in no way a requisite, told the ruling party that my army planned to invade. I showed him a list of our archievements, made a passing comment about his wife and he went fucking ballistic. What happens? The silly twunt pulls his piece on me! "This is madness!" I shout, "Neither Persian nor Greek dares harm a messenger." After all I was just doing my job, and posed no threat whatsoever. He was silent though. Stared at me like I'd photoshopped a really realistic picture of Maddy McCann getting done up the arse.
"Madness?" he said, "This." "Is..."
Shitty formulaic dialogue. How the fuck do you people love that film? It cost me £5 to see that piece of shit. That was a fucking expensive mistake. Frank Miller would be turning in his grave if he wasn't alive and bound by contract to remain silent.
Length? It was about three hours of staring at waxed male chests. Girth was shitty too. Two pairs of tits in the whole film.
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the wall made with dead bodies.....that is what i really liked.
yeah, some of the dialogue was crap.....but the violence was great.
the first set of tits were crap too.........if you're going to show tits in a movie, can we please use a bit more than an A-cup?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 27 Oct 2007, 19:09,
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hmmmI only remember one pair of tits.
I feel cheated.
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:38,
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But...The script was lifted verbatim from the comic. Mr Miller wrote that.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 31 Oct 2007, 11:00,
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