this weekend
was pretty bad, in fairness. all self-inflicted, ie shopping (mostly for shoes that are so painful but so beautiful i can't really believe they mean to hurt me) and a haircut. the haircut was a massive indulgence, a luxury cut and colour. and it is quite a big change, i had quite a few inches lopped off and it is very dark indeed.

ok the cost is irrelevant, if i minded spending it, i wouldn't have spent it. simples. but has even one fucker at work noticed?! no. not even the office pervert, who notices from a different floor if you change your perfume , has commented. now i am worrying that they all think it looks shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:01, 15 replies)

Have you done something new with your hair?
It looks really nice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:04, closed)

pics or it never happened :p
(johnnyevil, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:16, closed)

It's a mine field most men seek to avoid
because "have you changed your hair" or "Your hair looks nice" quite often leads to follow-up questions like "Do you think I should have gone for a darker/lighter colour?" and "Do you prefer my hair longer or shorter?"

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:18, closed)

oh no.
oh dear me no.
hot! ;o)
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 17 May 2010, 14:40, closed)

you said simples
that means your hair looks shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:05, closed)

Men avoid making this comment because of its two potential meanings:
1) I am coming on to you in a very creepy and stalky way; or
2) I am gay.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34, closed)

Nonsense.
I complimented a girl on her new hair just the other day, because it looked nice and she's nice.

And if I'm gay then your mother and your sister will kill themselves, so you'd best hope I'm not.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:43, closed)

I do hope you're not gay.
You clearly have some kind of Chuck Norrisesque force that can compel my nonexistent sister to kill herself, so I now have teh fear.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32, closed)

Damn right.
The Chuck Norris character is based on me and my Honda Accord.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 May 2010, 18:10, closed)

Change your hair radically
then scream at HR that everyone is glaring at you because you've just had chemo and you've gotta wear a wig.

That way HR will send out a memo advising everyone not to look at your hair, which in turn will do the exact opposite.

Might be a bit harsh :p
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:56, closed)

Try a tonsure
I'm pretty sure they'll notice that.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 17 May 2010, 19:28, closed)

checked the replies to see if...
... anyone had said "women are mental"

no, hence

women are mental
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:34, closed)

Sounds like Bridget Jones.
Except Bridget would think her hair was shit, but still be moaning that nobody was paying attention.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:41, closed)

Office pervert
Maybe he never looks up as high as your hair but stares at other parts of your anatomy?
(langers, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, closed)

*checks profile pic*
Nope, same hot you've always had. Update if you want to be told you look just-as-hot-but-in-a-brand-new-way.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:39, closed)