I was in my last year of high school
And I was taking a sicky. I just couldn't be arsed with school anymore, I was going to college after the summer so it didn't really matter anyway. A mate of mine had the same thing going on, so he came round and we borrowed my dad's car to pick up his bird. We went to a restaurant, saw a parade (my mate acting like a twat and joining in - he'll never grow up) and a museum. Some nice stuff there.

But when we were driving back I noticed the car had too many miles on it, and my dad would go nuts. I lost my fucking rag and battered the crap out of the bastard thing. Cost me a shitload! But I got my self-respect back.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:54, 8 replies)

Oh no
you didn't send the car through the glass wall of a garage did you? Silly boy.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:58, closed)

ferris bueller, you're my hero

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 May 2010, 0:11, closed)

*snort*
*likes*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 19 May 2010, 4:05, closed)

As the head of the Swedish Social Democratic Party,
I find these people irrelevant to my immediate needs.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 19 May 2010, 4:34, closed)

You should have just put the wheels on blocks in ran it in reverse to clock back the mileage.

No need to get silly now.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 19 May 2010, 11:56, closed)

now i've got that fucking theme tune by yello in my head you bastard oh yeah
oh yeah chicky chick ka
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:45, closed)

bom bom
chik-a-chik-a!
(McChinaman banned, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:34, closed)

you forgot to mention you ate pancreas!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:14, closed)