Wine and Seaweed
I went to the north of Scotland for a daft bender with a friend of mine a while back. Getting there cost us almost nothing because we locked ourselves in the toilet for the entire train journey and the accommodation there was dirt cheap cos we stayed in tatty bikers motel.

However, we did fritter away a bloody fortune on a complete load of nonsense over the weekend. We spent most of the time wandering around small villages raving drunk talking bollocks to farmers and finding pubs with jukeboxes so that we could play 'You Love Us' over and over again.

My fondest memory though was our day sat at the beach where I had a full birthday cake for dinner in the pissing rain.

It might not sound much but we were young and thought we were loaded, so loaded in fact that we had to hitchhike home from Inverness smelling like wine and seaweed.
(Pat Shatner ,in it for the buzz, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:48, 3 replies)

This is my home you monster
*Shakes fist* "AND DON'T COME BACK!!!"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:58, closed)

Wine and Seaweed
was the working title of Mistletoe and Wine by Cliff Richard
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 May 2010, 18:02, closed)

Are you...
Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar?

I think so!
(AndyC4m Eject Eject [><], Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, closed)