Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Electric food blender highjinksMany moons ago, when I were but a spotty young teenager embarking on the journey that is high school, one of the subjects covered was French.
We had two French teachers, Mr Scott and Mr Can'trememberhisname. Mr Scott (a lovely bloke) was particularly distinguishable by his utterly mangled right hand. Whether it's true or not I don't know, but legend has it that his hand became mangled owing to an insatiable curiosity regarding what would happen if he stuck it in a food blender. And then switched it on...
And hence, he became known by the nickname 'Stumpy Scott'.
Children can be right cunts sometimes
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:41,
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