Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Purple lipsI once attempted to create a vacuum by putting a pint glass over my mouth and chin and sucking the air out with a valve like action, hard to describe, try it. I sucked so hard and so long that it caused the blood to come to the surface of my skin leaving me with a purple circle all over my mouth and chin which lasted for several days. I had to put on some of my mum's foundation in the hope that the kids at school wouldn't take the piss. They just took the piss because I was wearing make-up instead.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 14:49,
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My cousindid exactly the same thing but tried to cover up the fact that he looked like Homer Simpson by telling everyone that he "ran into a goalpost". This backfired as we all took the piss out of him for running into a goalpost until my aunt told us the truth.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)
been there done thatthough no one mentions it, as i cunningly just tried rubbing the hell out of my face frequently, blending the redness in
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:35, closed)
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