Pearoast from the Captain

Those were the days

Back in the days of real chemistry teaching, I found the delights of "vigorous exothermic reactions".
Having made my "vigorously exothermic device" I found the ideal place for it, a 6" pipe which ran under the school pond which was a 3' square concrete affair, shunned by all aquatic life due to the cleaners regularly tipping their mop buckets full of bleachy water into it. With the delay set at approximately 10 minutes I waited, watching from my chemistry lesson, for the gout of flames from the pipe I was expecting.


There was a deep thud, felt through the floors of the whole school followed by a VERY loud bang as the whole pond blasted off into the air, over the chemistry block, over the main hall, over the swimming pool and landed on the all-weather pitch, some 150 yards away. I was impressed, my teachers and the bomb squad less so.

This was merely one of the incidents that prompted my headmaster to brand me "a charming, witty and erudite thug" in my final report.






Git.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 16:58, 4 replies)

Brilliant!!

i would love to write reports so much potential for insultment!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:07, closed)

See, the only thing I managed at school was a firecracker lodged into a pipe in the front grounds.
Nothing quite as dramatic I'm afraid.

Sigh.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:08, closed)

It took me until the second paragraph
to realise the story wasn't about wanking.
( Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:10, closed)

lol, I thought it was a wanking experiment too
PS did ye see that link I stuck on the links board earlier? How to make yer own bombs :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 17:19, closed)