Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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When I was in a pubI used to experiment with the drunken punters. The ones who constantly give you 'advice'.
There was one night where there was a bloke giving me boring advice all the time, pretty mundane stuff about life, telling me how to live it.
So everytime he bought a drink, I'd put £1 of the change into a glass. He didn't notice at all, could give a shit. Just put his change back into his pocket.
At the end of the night, he was just about to go home, and I said 'look mate, I have one piece of advice'.
'Oh yeah?'. says he.
I hand him a glass with approximately £40 in pound coins in it, count it out and converted it into £20 notes so he could see the amount.
'Count your change, mate'
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:32,
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He's had 40 pints?Louis Farrakhan Hall, mate! That type of drinking should only ever be admired.
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I do that!Except I only do it to people who haven't said please and thank you and I keep it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:37,
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