Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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^^Holy tits on a wobbly block Captain!^^Those 'artists' last night stunk harder than Satans own capacious ringpiece after a particularly rancid prawn Madras topped with grated cockroach shit.
I weep for the future if those spotty oik wannabes think that the unadulterated armpit that they boked out at us last night qualifies as music.
It took all my collective willpower (and your prominent expertise at keeping my cider levels topped up) to prevent me from ripping those wussy chandeliers out of the ceiling and swinging them at the talentless turds who were so far up their own pretentious arseholes that they could perform their own colonoscopy.
*breathes*
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