
Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Although cockroaches can handle regular water well enough, one day I discovered they drown in soapy water. So, I quickly rendered clotheshangers into skewers and dangled spam over pots of soapy water all over the floor of my apartment.
Clever bastards skipped the traps and found the spam where I left it, with the cheese, on the bookcase.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:44, 2 replies)

due to the fact that the soap destroys the surface tension. Ordinarily surface tension would prevent the water entering the roaches spiracles for a time, enough for them to escape to dry land before they asphyxiate anyway but the soap negates this.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2008, 23:39, closed)

Can i come round for dinner ?
( , Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:19, closed)
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