Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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remember the commercial with the line drawing of the quite-unfortunately drawn little kid who asks first the turtle and then the owl how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? when i was about 11 i decided it was about time to find out for sure, cause that poor kid got totally screwed over by the owl. after about a minute of licking i started just holding out my tongue and running the lollipop down the length of my tongue, figuring (and quite rightly) that it still counted as a sort of reverse-lick.
conclusion #1: 1341 licks in one spot to dissolve the candy coating enough to where the tootsie-roll center has been breached.
conclusion #2: if you guys would just use your fingers while going down on us gals your tongues won't get tired so quickly.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 16:39, 1 reply)
I thought the trick was to suck; not lick? Lick to get going, but once all is fine and dandy move onto the 'ripe peach' technique?
Uhm... nothing to see here, move along, everyone.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:46, closed)
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