Football - Stupid
As ive said before i used to be a Physio at a certain Prem Club.

Footballers are very very stupid people (not all but id say a good %90 are dumb)

Apart from always being caught roasting page 3 tarts and playing away from home (pun intended) they are often experimenting.

A few i can remember -

Not really an experiment but always funny. Any new member of playing staff signed or on trail or thinking of signing would be tied to a post and have balls smashed at them for a good 10 mins from close range. Remember these boys can smash it very hard and never miss. This has caused many players to refuse to join, you would see world famous players in tears and wanting to go home, the overseas players couldnt work out why this was done. So if you see a press conference and a newly signed player looks a bit bruised its normally because of this.

Experimenting with the managers daughter is not very well taken by said manager, and not 3 or 4 at a time.

Experimenting with other players wives/gf's is also not very well taken, and not 3 or 4 at a time.
(Lanceuppercut, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:39, 1 reply)

GIVE ME NAMES
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