Sticky pad things
After a REALLY good night in town (beer + pills), headed back to the ex-SO's house via the kebab house. Her brother didn't feel too well so he decided to go without kebaby (did I just invent a word there?) goodness and wandered off back to the house.

Some time later we got back and he wasn't there. Cue me in my drunken/pilled up mood deciding to go look for him.

Ended up finding him with excruciating pain in his chest so called the paramedics - picture the scene, the ex-SO and me out of our heads, but worried, John in agony, and these ambulance peeps saying "We've got to get him to hospital..."

As the (ahem) most lucid of the group, I decided I'd go with him...so off we went in the ambulance.

Got to Accident & Emergency - no-one on the desk at that time in the morning (don't ask me), so ambulance peeps wheeled John up this corridor, closely followed by a gurning snee. Standing in front of an automatic door that only opened from inside, they were scratching their heads wondering how to get rid of us get John the attention he needed. I sauntered up, shoved my hand in the small gap at the side of the door and shoved it open (woohoo - go me).

Got John to a cubicle - Doc hooked him up to all these different monitors and left saying "We'll send someone in to check him in the morning..."

This was about 4am

And so, there I am, still out of it, sitting in a hospital cubicle, John's had some pain relief and gone to sleep, I'm buzzing my tits off...

The experiment
The sticky pads they hook to monitors - I found a drawer full of them. Hmm - how many can I stick to John without him waking up?

:)

About 50 in the end - he woke up covered.

I'm sure I kept a picture somewhere - will look later.

In the end, he was fine - just tore some muscles in his chest. The look on his face when he woke up was priceless though...

I should get out stay in more

Apologies for the length - I'm hungover (yes it's 11am)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:55, 2 replies)

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"As the (ahem) most lucent of the group"

you were emitting light, shining, luminous or translucent ?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:31, closed)

Thank you
Edited...must have been thinking about summat else...sleep probably.

Having said that - I could well have been luminous.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:01, closed)