Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I wrote something onthe off topic board for this very reason.
Hello all
and happy lunch time!
Ages ago, I done wrote a little story for all the people who use words like que and cue inappropriately in the QOTW, but never posted it. So, here you go;
Cue me playing Snooker one day, I cued the cue ball with my Snooker cue, unfortunately it bounced up off the table and hit someone who was queuing for the loo.
Cue one very angry person, from the queue for the loo, beating me about the head with my own snooker cue. -purely because I had miss-cued. I reached out, but the only thing I could find to defend myself with was a cucumber.
Cue me, with the cucumber, beating the guy from the queue for the loo holding my cue, in the face til he was blue.
Then José said, 'Que?'
Cuh.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:15,
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