Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Whilst under the Influenceof alcohol and or other substances I have tried the following experiments.
1) Jumped off Blackpool sea wall - I fell 25 foot and broke my ankle - BAD TIMES
2) Chopped a Mole in half with a Javelin I nicked from a sports pavillion. - IT DIED
3) Tried to push a 6 note ditty out of my 70's tea towel holder in an Indian restaurant. - FOLLOWED THROUGH
4) Put my mates daughters Furby ine the Microwave on Xmas day - ITS HEAD GLOWED AND IT STOPPED TALKING.
5) Left the cat under the washing basket in the kitchen whilst we went to the pub. - SEEING A MOVING WASHING BASKET SKATE ROUND LINO IS FUCKING SUPERB.
And others.
I need to grow up, and stop these ridiculous experiments, however tonight I am shagging my cousin. Back tomorrow for an update.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:06, 1 reply)
I just like the '70s tea towel holder' euphemism(
LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:31,
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