Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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After re-checking my calculations.I am now supremely confident that this post will be last…
Oh, and on topic, when I was 6 years old I conducted an experiment at my school to find out just how slippery a newly polished tiled floor was.
To test this, I placed my coat on the floor, took a run up then pounced on said coat, in full ‘Surfin USA’ stance.
Results: The floor was more slippery than a slug’s snatch. My coat slipped right underneath me and I began to plummet to the ground head first.
At this point of failure I could have hit the floor with a veritable plethora of comfy body parts…
Yet for some reason I decided that the ideal point of initial contact would be…
My front teeth.
The subsequent shatter left me looking like a bloodied up mini-me of Shane McGowan
Conclusion: I always have been, and still am, an utter twat
but at least I'm last.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:17,
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Nope. I will be.Fail! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:18,
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