I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Environmental Management in Higher EducationEh-up,
I'm an (excuse for an) expert in environmental management in higher education. That may sound like an absurdly small sector, but British unis spend £200 million on energy every year, and over £2 billion on goods and services annually. So it is actually quite big. I've written three (and a half) papers, a disseration and an audit, coupled with having two degrees, a certificate and membership of a professional body.
However, most notably today, I am an expert in doing well in interviews. Just not doing quite well enough. Bloody University College Chester haven't given me a PhD Studentship in MY OWN BLOODY FIELD!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!$$5"£""!!!! Niiiii!!! Fnnugghghghghg!!!!
Gizza job. Go on, gizza job, etc etc. I'm getting desperate here. Hmmmph...
Plus pointless factoids and pedantry.
I know a fair bit about quantum cryptography, or more accurately, quantum key exchange, too.
Plus putting up with a girlfriend who tends to work abroad. Ah, love, eh?
Oh, and sex, naturally.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 15:35,
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