I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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I'm an expert at...(never mind the length, heres some bollocks)
Music trivia from the late 50's onwards, people text me from pub quiz's, phone me from work competitions, drag me over to quiz machines in pubs and generally plunder my useless information, I also have a score of over 120 million on our Pub quiz machine in the local (St leger Arms, Laughton, Nr Sheffield under JRT is a God if you don't belive me) I also know shit loads about Formula 1, Doctor Who (and wasn't the last series brilliant?) ITV logo's and franchises, the history of the BBC (Ok so I did a media degree) British cult comedy, the books of Phil Rickman, how to cheat at Sim City 4 so you get more money, and what else... oh yes mortgages and selling insurance which is coincidental because that my job!! I also have a large collection of the shittest jokes known to man that have taken up squatters rights in my head and escape every time I have a drink. I also know that its better to keep quiet and be thought an anorak than to post on the internet and prove you are one. I also ignore my own advice and am an expert at saying the wrong things at the wrong time, and making the same mistakes again and again and again.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 0:35, Reply)
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