I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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oh yes..I think this deserves one on its own, Offending people, I have a huge knack for not thinking about what I'm about to say and opening my mouth and putting my foot in it.
Today for instance Gay Phil at work was all upset because his Mum was getting rid of the cat because she was allergic to it, so someone said he should get a shaved cat.
'Nothing like stroking a shaved pussy' says I, I still think it was amusing and there was no need for him to strop off crying.
Or the time when really pissed after bonus day I was out down town, and I was sick to death of being harrased by junkies and alkies wanting some of my hard earned money, so when one came up to me for the millionth time, I took a tenner out of my pocket, held it up, and burnt it in front of their face. That and telling the woman protesting against animal testing that dogs really like lipstick,rabbits smell better with perfume and that cats smoking is the coolest thing ever.
I think reading this I'm an expert at letting my inner bastard take over sometimes!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 0:46, Reply)
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